at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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