Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
