shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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