you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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