So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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