State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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