If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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