I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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