so that wasnt chicken after all
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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