What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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