I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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