come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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