used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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