There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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