problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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