If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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