Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
