As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just want to make out with him forever
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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