was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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