he wants to bone in the snuggie
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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