wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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