his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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