youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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