He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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