Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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