I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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