1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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