we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
