i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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