Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
