Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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