I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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