Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
