You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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