went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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