ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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