I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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