I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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