So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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