It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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