We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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