Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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