i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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