I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I could fuck to npr.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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