Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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