i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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