That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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