How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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