I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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