what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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