I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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