Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
