She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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