i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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