My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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