All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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